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Monday, August 31, 2009

What's wrong?

Posted by Barry O Monday, August 31, 2009, under ,, | 6 comments

As you might have noticed, I've lost a little of the bounce in my step lately. My approval ratings are down (46%? Even I'm surprised that they are still that high), I lost my good friend Teddy. My good friend, who by the way, filched my signature legislation from beyond the grave. And now, to top it off, Gen. McChrystal called me a douche today.

He didn't say it in so many words, but I know that he was thinking it. He confirmed what most people already know. My strategy to end the war is not working. I have to say I'm a little upset. I ran on ending the war in Iraq and winning the war in Afghanistan. Unfortunately Bush went out and won the war in Iraq before I could pull out. And I tell you, I was going to pull out big time. Pulling out now makes me look like a polish porn star (pulling out after the deed was done).

The worse part of this? I took a war we were winning in Afghanistan and completely screwed it up. I'm 0 for 2...

Then there's Teddy. A new poll shows me actually losing the DNC nomination to Teddy's 14 year old grandson. Thank God he's not eligible to run yet. I'll tell you, with friends like those Kennedy's... Good thing I have the Clinton's on my side. Say, has anyone seen Hillary lately?


Oh, Barry O! Hillary sat next to George W. Bush at Ted's funeral.


Hill had to sit by someone, Bill was with Michelle.


Ohh- I know. She's been "keeping an eye" on him for me. She's a trooper- she watching him untill 4 am yesterday. And he must have been on the run. She came back unkempt and sweaty. She seemed happy, though...

But Barry, you ARE a douche bag. BTW: You'll have to come to my house to talk to my kids about your b.s., since we homeschool to keep them away from people like you.

Don't worry about that "click click click" sound when you enter the property; it's just the claymore mines.

(BTW: I've added you to my blogroll, pal. I hope you can reciprocate.)

Will do. BTW, don't worry, we'll have work cakms set up for home schoolers soon enough...