You've probably heard by now. Sony and HBO are producing a movie about me, Barry O, the most important man in the universe.
I'll use this space to offer some input. I think the movie should be called "The Story of O". Can you think of a better name for a clean cut all American movie? Here's what I think the movie should focus on.
The true story of my youth:
I'll use this space to offer some input. I think the movie should be called "The Story of O". Can you think of a better name for a clean cut all American movie? Here's what I think the movie should focus on.
The true story of my youth:
- Dad never liked me- he chose to leave the country rather than be my father. Guess who's' laughing now! I'm the pres and that bastard is DEAD.
- My beloved pet, Humpy.
- My struggles in school. No matter how many times I failed, uh, English, I, uh, hung, uh, in there.
Barry as a Young man:
- My relationship with Jane Fonda.
- How I met Geithner
- How I met Michelle
- A brief explanation of what a community organizer actually does. When some one figures it out, please let me know.
- My first day in college- and my crush on professor Tish Manley.
My ascendancy to greatness:
- My time in the Illinois Senate. This will be short, I didn't actually do anything,
- My Time in the U.S. Senate. Ditto
- My glorious 8 years as leader of the free world.