Uh-oh

Was it something I said? Something I did? My deodorant? Humpy?I don't get it. I'm turning our nation into a socialist wonderland and nobody approv...

Georgie Stephanpanpolopi

Wow- when I saw little Georgie Stephanpanpolopi grilling my good friend Barry Axelrod Sunday, I was angry- really angry. I had made myself perfectly clear. I have no recollection of this notion that I promised not to raise taxes. For God's sake, I'm a Democrat- I have to raise taxes. And raise taxes I will. But, please understand. I do so for the greater good. Poor people who are on welfare need your money more than you do. After all, shouldn’t these poor people have the same access to quality health care as the rest of us? This kind of access...

Meeting with Pelosi on cap and trade

Nancy Pelosi stopped by. She kind of creeps me out. She acts like a nervous cat. She has those creepy eyes that seem to be watching everything all at once. She slinks around the room, acting as if she is unsure of whether she should sit or not. She sees and criticizes everything, but doesn’t really seem to care about anything. Humpy positively hates her. He is the only person (or thing, for that matter) that he views as below standards for his special brand of love.She slinked in, unannounced, to talk about the big cap and trade bill. She's from...

Staff meeting

Here is a photo of Hillary Clinton and Janet Napolitano at our last staff meeting. Boy, this was fun. Adding the third pig was Bill Clinton's id...

Why I am better than you.

There was a great piece on me in the Polito . It lays out why I'm a better person than you. It does a pretty good job, too. Here are a few mor that I noticed.I'm better than you because:I'm prettier and more photogenic.Newsweek proclaimed that I am Christ like- has Newsweek done that for you?I have transcended religion to become a secularist savior. Sort of like Flash Gordon. (King of the Universe!)I have overcome my upbringing- in suburban Hawaii.My kids go to a better (private) school than yours.I must be pretty great because people fawn over...

M Conservative Operative: This is a Proud American Michele you can believe in!#comments

I'm trying to share her, but damn it's hard. I just love Michele Bachman! M Conservative Operative: This is a Proud American Michele you can believe in!#comme...

Whats on my ipod?

I just found my favorite boyhood album on eBay- Rock on on Mother Russ...

Hanging out with Bill

Wow- working here is like working at a circus, only there are more clowns. Today Bill Clinton walked into my office- Naked."Hey, Barry! Hot DOG, it's a beautiful day!" said Bill.All I could think at that moment was that beauty is in the eye of the beholder- and my day had just become a lot less beautiful. I managed a half hearted "How's it hanging?", which I regretted immediately.Bill started walking toward me and was wildly gyrating his hips- "It's hanging free and proud, baby!"I had to ask- "Bill why are you naked?" He was ready with an answer."Barry,...

Another admirer of MB

Looks like I have competition in my secret (as in only in my mind) affair with Michele Bachman.http://mconservativeoperative.blogspot.com/2009/06/this-is-proud-american-michele-you-can.html#commentsIt's a good read. Guess I'll have to share...

Thought provoking song

Sung to CreditReport.com's "I Married My Dream Girl" (Courtesy of the IllinoisReview.c...

Barry O explains it all...

I saw this on a blog, and felt I had to reply to some of the most bothersome accusations. If I miss any of these, it was W's fault...101 Freedoms and Rights the Progressive Left Doesn’t Want You to HaveThe Freedom to keep what you earn and spend it as you please. I support each and every Americans right to earn as much as possible, and the federal governments right to keep those earnings. See, we are on the same page!The Freedom to take risks, and live with the consequences.As any good American knows it is the federal governments job to protect...

I need to talk to the Navy Guy...

I logged into Foxnews today, and the first thing I see is "Navy Positioning Destroyer USS John McCain to Intercept Suspect North Korean Vessel". What???Couldn't they send another ship, I mean I used to live there. Now all that stands between the certain destruction and Obama's homeland is John McCain? Seems like there must be a lesson in there somewhere for all of us...

A big O nightmare.

Last night, I had a dream. It was so horrible that I wet the bed- and let me tell you, that always makes Michelle angry. I mean, we sleep in our own twin beds (Michelle says she’s a big Dick van Dyke show fan), but my urine has an intense carrot smell. It’s awful…Anyway, the dream was horrible. I was sitting in the Oval Office, and I was surrounded by monkeys. All the monkey’s had Rahm’s face. Worse yet, the monkeys spoke with Geithner’s voice. The monkeys were all eating cheetos. They had the orange cheese powder all over their lips and fingertips.The...

I'm Back!

Hi- I'm back.Democracy is important. I get that. That's why I cast my absentee ballot today in the Iranian elections. My vote is the only way that I'll have any say as to what's going on over there. For those interested, I voted for Ahkmadinwhosi...

Clarification on Iran and nuclear power.

I wanted to explain my remarks about Iran. I recently said that Iran has the right to nuclear energy. When you take this remark in the proper context, you will see that it's not controversial at all. What I meant to say is Iran has a right to nuclear energy, just like North Korea. See, doesn't it make sense n...