Socialism Rocks!

I can't believe I got away with firing Wagoner- after all, he doesn't even work for me! With that in mind, I'd like to fire the following people:

That snarky kid that bagged my groceries at the Winston Salem Food Lion. We were campaigning in North Carolina, and something gives me the feeling he was a McCain supporter. You know who you are- submit your resignation.

The entire staff at Fox News. What the deal with giving Conservatives equal access?

I would say everyone at Treasury, under Geithner, except we haven't hired anyone yet.

The entire Staff of the Wall Street Journal. Teach you to question my economic plan.

The President of Pakistan (whoever you are). I may not be able to bomb you, but I think I can fire you!

Trenton Waldorf. Trent was my big high school rival. We'll see who shoves who into a locker after making him parade around campus wearing soiled panties on his head now!

Bill dropped by today

He was angry. I guess he calls the couch his secret panty stash. Why he would need 9 size 3xl pairs of panties (marked property of M. Lewinski), I don't know. Frankly, I don't want to know.

Anyway, after he settled down, he decided to offer some advice. I sat on the edge of my seat- this was going to be golden. What kind of advice could he give me about China, Israel or maybe even on the economy. Surely I could learn from America's first black president.

He leaned forward and whispered. At first, I thought I must have misheard him. He said "Power is ultimate aphrodisiac. It doesn't matter what you do- only who you do. HOT DOG!, you got it made. I used to be America's flabbiest president- and I was knee deep in interns. You're a bonified hottie. Imagine the possibilities."

Ironically, this is probably the best advice he's ever given. I do have to add that President Barry O is a one man woman, or something like that.