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Monday, July 27, 2009

Barry is back!

Posted by Barry O Monday, July 27, 2009, under | 4 comments

We'll I'm back. Sorry I haven't written in a while, but I've been a
little depressed by the latest tracking polls. You see, I know that
everyone loves me because Rahm keeps telling me so. I'm just a little
confused by the numbers. That's when I had an idea. I knew that I had to
find a way to use the stimulus funds in a way that would truly benefit
everyone. Then, and only then, could America show it's love for me

I thought long and hard, but I was coming up blank. Then I overheard Tim
Geithner while he was on the phone. He was complaining about catching
something called "the clap" in a men's room. I don't know what that
means, but I know that public restrooms benefit everyone in many
wondrous ways. So what could I do?

A crapper bailout. Massive public funds for public restrooms. I call it
the "Claptrap for Crappers" program. We'll have pins paraphrasing the
immortal Mike Ditka, saying "Who ya crappin?" Who am I crappin'? I'm
crappin' Iron Mike and everyone else.

I feel my approval ratings hitting the toilet was a message from God. My
legacy is in the crapper, and it is through the crapper that the Obama
administration shall be delivered.


"and it is through the crapper that the Obama administration shall be delivered."

Hilarious!!!! Really funny. I have a feeling that he is going to be more and more disappointed in his polling numbers. Independents and now even some Democrats are starting to see the harm in his policies.

I needed to hear this Barry0. I have missed yourah... creative flush on American life.

Oh, Barry O! I can hardly wait for your administration to hit the crapper!