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Friday, May 01, 2009

My list of potential Supreme Court nominees

Posted by Barry O Friday, May 01, 2009, under | 6 comments

With Souter retiring, I have prepared a short list of Supreme Court Nominees. Feel free to add your own in the comments section below. They should be unabashedly liberal, have no regard for constitutional law, and also have an IQ below 75.

The Smirking Chimp We share a deep dislike of President Bush and America in general. For this reason, the whole staff of the smirking Chimp made my list of potential Supremes. So much hatred and nonsense- so little talent. A perfect combination for a Democrat SC nominee!

The Dixie Chicks. Dumb as a box of hammers. They definitely have what it takes ti be a Dem Supreme. You don't need to know the law to render an opinion. Or have a cognizant thought. Or have a clue of what kind of threats we face as a nation.

Markos Moulitsas ZĂșniga of the Daily Koz. I owe him one. If he hadn't been the leader of Obama Love fest (Summer 2008) I'd still be stuck in the Senate. He has an IQ of about 65, which puts him 10 points up on the Dixie chicks combined score!

Cynthia McKinney. Cynthia likes to slap cops and yell a lot. She reminds of Rahm, with bigger testes. She's quick to play the race card- a plus for a lefty Supreme.

Jimmy Carter. I hired the rest of his old staff, why not Jimmy?

Michael Moore- Yeah, even I think he is a fat loser, but it will play well with the Dem mainstream

Pics courtesy of about.com

6 comments:

Oh, Barry O! I nominate Arlen Stecter...for some fresh ideas.

seriously...Howard Koh?

Bernadine Dohrn. She is a law professor.

As long as they hit the 75 IQ or under requirement, nominate away!

Where are you going to find one person who is black, Hispanic, Asian, Muslim, Atheist, disabled, gay, poor, female, empathetic, old, young, an environmentalist, and an animal lover, all in one person?

Oh and most importantly, willing to totally ignore the Constitution in favor of his/her feelings?

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