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Friday, April 17, 2009

A Barry O vocabulary lesson

Posted by Barry O Friday, April 17, 2009, under ,,,, | 1 comment

We believe in change in this administration- change that you can believe
in. As such, I am providing a list to you- my loyal followers. Those
that "worship" me, for lack of a better word. So here is some change
that you can trust- CNN and MSNBC have already adopted these changes!

  • Somali Pirates- Somali Coast Guard
  • Conservative Activist- Right wing terrorist
  • Registered Republican- Right wing extremists
  • Tea parties- Unauthorized testicular grinding activities
  • Recession- Bush Recession
  • Spending Bill- Gravy Train (DNC internal use only)
  • Iraq War- Iraq was not renamed. We must strive to make people forget
    that the Bush administration won this war before leaving office- so it
    will no longer be mentioned in the media.
    Islamic Fundamentalists- Anti-Zionist freedom fighters
  • F-22 Raptor- Expensive cold war era spending. We'll need to
    "overlook" China and Russia to sell this one.
  • United States Navy- Will also be termed expensive cold war era
    spending. We'll funnel the money designated for new weapons systems to
    Sears- they will sell us canoes. These canoes should be adequate to
    fight the Somali Coast Guard.

    We'll provide updates as necessary. If you can think of any, please feel
    free to comment!


Somali pirates are Marine Organizers. Kind of like Community Organizers.

There is really very little difference between the somali pirates and Nancy Pelosi and her merry band of pirates. their goals are the same. Pelosi just doesnt need a boat to steal from us



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